KuntPuncher

The Ultimate Kunt Kollection now in stock

2011-06-28T01:02:00.000-07:00

Weve updated our online merch store, and now have shirts, cd's as well as other things now in stock. Head over and check it out.

http://kuntpuncher.bigcartel.com/

......And Another New Tune

2011-06-15T04:55:00.001-07:00

.....The Spastic Whisperer, now on our myspace

http://www.myspace.com/kuntpuncher444

New Fucking Tune

2011-06-15T03:58:00.000-07:00

So weve gone and done a new tune for this awesome comp, featuring bands like Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Brutal Truth, Fuck The Facts, Rotten Sound and more. Its free, so no fucking excuses, go download it.

http://www.grindtodeath.com/zine/grinding-aftermath-compilation.html

Shirts Now In Stock

2011-06-15T03:55:00.000-07:00

Weve now got shirts in stock, for a fucking cheap price. You get free stickers and badges too, so get to it.

http://kuntpuncher.bigcartel.com/product/gimp-shirt-and-goody-bag

Do YOU want to be Kuntpuncher......?

2011-06-09T11:17:00.000-07:00

We cant be arsed with taking band photos, so heres your chance. Take a picture of a total of 4 people, as weird, and fucked up as possible, and send em to KUNTPUNCHERGRIND@GMAIL.COM and we'll use them. Make sure no ones face is showing!
All senders, receive a free KP gift bag.

Looking for new guitarist

2011-05-31T01:43:00.001-07:00

Kuntpuncher part ways with original guitarist

2011-05-31T01:19:00.001-07:00

It comes with no pleasure to say, Kuntpuncher have parted ways with our guitarist, Lee4. I could have done this in a couple of ways, 1. say he's been killed whilst on safari hunting for The Red Arsed Gibbon Samurai, or, 2. he had a dormant twin living inside him, which woke up and decided it was his turn to live, and took over his body. The first option was always a good one, as it might of actually helped us sell more records, but the thing is, Ive got too much respect for him to do that, and im telling you whats actually happened. Lee was the other original half of Kuntpuncher, which we started back in 2009, but unfortunately things change. In recent months, Lee's other band, Dripback, have been doing well, and that, along with working, and his personal life have caused Lee to get very busy and not be able to commit to Kuntpuncher as much as we would have liked. It was not an easy decision, and we looked at what would be best, which unfortunately saw us saying goodbye to Lee. The Brown Lazer, Donny and myself will be continuing with KP, and will hopefully be taking it places we want, and making more noise to please/ruin your ears.
We wish the best of luck to Lee with everything he's doing.

Cheers,
Doyle, The Brown Lazer, Donny.

We are currently looking for a replacement for Lee, so if you're interested, email us at KUNTPUNCHERGRIND@GMAIL.COM for more info

Better late than never.....maybe

2011-05-23T05:26:00.000-07:00

Been a while since we last updated. Heroins a hell of a drug. Heres a couple of reviews, releases and remixes weve been part of. Check em out.

Review:
http://www.undergrind.net/kunt-puncher-take-drugs-and-eat-a-kebab/

New comp:
http://roborobotica.wordpress.com/2011/05/06/rr-70-spring-cleaning-music-volume-2-2/

Remix we did for A beautiful Lotus:
http://www.grindcorekaraoke.com/album/super-thrash-aquatica-single-remixes

New review.....

2011-04-18T02:02:00.000-07:00

Weve gone and got yet another new review, so go check it out....

http://www.soundshock.com/index.php/cd-reviews/2992-kuntpuncher-take-drugs-and-eat-a-kebab-album-review

'you’ll be listening to this again and again, if only to try and get a grip on what in the name of Beelzebub’s arsecrack is going on. '

full review at
http://www.soundshock.com/index.php/cd-reviews/2992-kuntpuncher-take-drugs-and-eat-a-kebab-album-review

Your Kuntry needs you!!!

2011-04-04T03:18:00.000-07:00

We need your help! We have a bunch of flyers and posters we want to terrorize the world with! If you think you can help us, send us an email with your name, and address to KUNTPUNCHERGRIND@GMAIL.COM

Stick em, throw em, place em wherever you want. Send us a photo, and the best ones will win goody bags, plus some other shit when we get em in.
GO GO GO AND SPREAD THE WORD LIKE A DIRTY FLESH EATING VIRUS.

Look inside our minds....

2011-04-04T03:12:00.001-07:00

An interview with Kuntpuncher, has been published at Soundshock.co.uk.

Go check it out:

http://www.soundshock.co.uk/index.php/breaking-the-waves/2954-breaking-the-waves-kuntpuncher

New mini review of Take Drugs.....

2011-04-04T03:11:00.000-07:00

"I guess there's no pretending that grindcore like this is anything less than prison-rape levels of abuse for your ears, that is, if prison rape is fun"

Click the link for the full review.

http://metalstorm.net/pub/article.php?article_id=908

Cool little review of Take Drugs....

2011-04-01T12:18:00.000-07:00

"After listening to all 9 min. and 16 sec. I had to listen to it again."

Click the link for the full review.....SHAZAM!

Who? Us? Wha? Oh yeah

2011-03-31T23:54:00.000-07:00

We got a cryptic mention in this Grindcore Karaoke article.....

http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2011/03/31/134427139/5-haiku-for-a-grindcore-karaoke

(hint, we're the last unnamed band at the bottom)

NEW SONG!!!!!

2011-03-22T00:13:00.001-07:00

Wanna hear a new KP Track? Download this free compilation album from Torn Flesh Records to hear the new KP track, The Spastic Whisperer. Theres some other awesome bands on there too.

Spread it round like a fucking disease

LINK: http://www.archive.org/details/TFR224-VA-NoGoodCanComeFromThis

Get Well Soon Lazer

2011-03-21T12:41:00.000-07:00

Our drum monster, The Brown Lazer has been rushed to hospital with something we will pretend to care about. So send your love guys.....

New review of 'Take Drugs.......'

2011-03-20T08:52:00.000-07:00

A new review of our demo ep, 'Take Drugs and Eat a Kebab' is now available online at

LINK: http://grindtodeath.blogspot.com/2011/03/bit-of-old-ultraviolence-kuntpuncher.html

Go Take a read...... heres a snippet to get your eyeballs gagging for more.

'drug abuse have finally caught up with them, and thus either fucked up their perception of time, or it has impeded on their cognitive ability to process so much rattling noise.'

Black Eyed Slut shirt reprint coming soon...

2011-03-08T07:12:00.001-08:00

Take Drugs.... now available through Grindcore Karaoke

2011-03-05T13:56:00.001-08:00

Come on kiddies.....go get it!

LINK: http://www.grindcorekaraoke.com/album/take-drugs-and-eat-a-kebab

Take drugs.......on some metal radio show...NOW

2011-03-05T08:08:00.001-08:00

Listen here...

LINK: http://www.brutalism.com/content/show-9-2011

(Show 9, 2011)

New album sample outtakes! - Fucking rubbish.

2011-02-28T11:23:00.000-08:00

Kuntpuncher - New album sample outtakes by kuntpuncher

First official KP group photo of new line up

2011-02-28T01:42:00.001-08:00

The Brown Lazer Loves Ya

2011-02-27T14:08:00.000-08:00

BOGGING

2011-02-25T12:07:00.000-08:00

KUNTPUNCHER - WHORELICKS IN BED.mov

2011-02-25T05:20:00.000-08:00

TOE INFECTION

2011-02-25T05:08:00.000-08:00

'Take Drugs'......now available on ITunes

2011-02-25T02:50:00.001-08:00

LINK: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/take-drugs-and-eat-a-kebab/id422638840

Stream 'Take Drugs...' online for FREE!

2011-02-25T00:32:00.001-08:00

KUNTPUNCHER - Take Drugs And Eat A Kebab by kuntpuncher

Live Photos......

2011-02-24T08:21:00.000-08:00

.....from Stars In Their Arse, where we did a Black Eyed Peas set.....

More can be found on our facebook page, at
LINK: http://www.facebook.com/pages/KUNTPUNCHER/150505210674

and look out for the Black Eyed EP, coming soon for free download

Take Drugs........EP Review

2011-02-24T04:19:00.000-08:00

The lovely Jimmy Christ at Extreme Responses, gave our first demo EP a review.
Check it out here, and make sure you follow their blog!!!!

LINK: http://www.extremeresponses.com/2011/02/review-kuntpuncher-take-drugs-and-eat.html

"How deeply unsettling is Gene Wilder in 'Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory'? Like an otherworldly, amoral mad scientist, who manages to be simultaneous charming and terrifying. London digital-grind beast Kuntpuncher recognise this, flooding their debut EP 'Take Drugs and Eat a Kebab' with a churning, disorientating ocean of samples in which Wilder's nutty (centred) professor floats to the surface like your sweaty, dribbling uncle in a repressed abuse nightmare.

The preponderance of samples and throbbing, headache inducing electronics are so overwhelming, that the aural carnage they bookend takes a few spins to really register. Throat-slinger Doyle, best known to the kind of people who pretend to like bands who broke up when they were still listening to Norma Jean for Northern metallic hardcore/sludge bastards My War, hasn't lost his muscular roar that rides the low-end riffs like rocks in a freight wagon, but lashes out at schizophrenic highs. Some deliciously conventional chug emerges from the digital squall of Agoraphobic Nosebleed worship, disappearing back into the disorientating churning of programmed beats before you really get to grips with it – which to be fair, is probably what they're going for. You don't hum along to digital grindcore, Black Eye Peas covers notwithstanding."

2011-02-24T04:10:00.001-08:00

Doyle has a drink

2011-02-24T04:00:00.000-08:00

Kuntpuncher go to court

2011-02-23T09:41:00.000-08:00

Peados In Speedos - music video

2011-02-23T08:11:00.000-08:00

Take Drugs And Eat A Kebab

2011-02-23T08:08:00.001-08:00

Our first demo ep, is now available for free download, just follow the link.

PLAY IT FUCKING LOUD!!!!!!!!

EP:https://www.yousendit.com/download/T2pFdFdRaFJ5UkZjR0E9PQ

Kuntpuncher is here

2011-02-23T06:52:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Kuntpuncher blogspot, we'll be using this as our main webpage so check back for updates and info coming soon, the first EP "Take Drugs and Eat a Kebab" is available to download now, with new releases coming soon and merch! Also check out the new music video "Peados in Speedos"

Later kunts